Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Siegfried Sasoon V Bob Dylan


Two of the most discussed human beings on earth have died since I last wrote an entry into this blog, one in a slightly more unpleasant fashion than the other. Whilst Steven Jobs’ passing will be lamented for months to come (candidate for Time Person of the year much?), he will always be fondly remembered as the coolest and second most inventive dude to ever be involved in the computer industry.  Muammar Gaddafi on the other hand, will be remembered as the most heinous looking but not the first Middle Eastern dictator to ever be found hiding in the hole.  New Zealand also became Rugby World Cup champions, a moment which justifiably sent myself and a pub full of Kiwis into a wild fit of drunken hysterics. Unlike at home, there was no public holiday on Monday in Japan, so team-teaching for the the next few days can only be described as brutal death. This blog post isn’t about any of those things however. In fact, this is going to be my first non-adventure related post since I’ve been living in Japan – and what better topic to begin with than my very favourite obsession, Bob Dylan.

When you spend an entire year writing one ten thousand word dissertation, you spend a ridiculous amount of time settling on the opening sentence. Dozens of combinations are tested, cut-up, reorganised and scrapped. New, ostensibly brilliant phrases are thought up on the familiar journey from University to the nearest location with half decent coffee, but they are never written down, and are nothing but a distant memory by the time you’ve finished your flat white. Finally, at the very last minute, you decide to settle on one of the original phrases you scribbled down, only with the slightest of tweaks, which seems to mock an entire year of research and deliberation.  

“Mercurial, mutable and always in motion” was the opening phrase I settled on the night before I handed in my dissertation on Bob Dylan at the end of 2010. It is a phrase which at least begins to capture the sense of how he had, throughout his career, constantly resisted being reduced into a single genre or category – even when the image of him as a singer of protest songs had become fixed in the public imagination. As paranoid as ever, I checked and rechecked the spelling and grammar of the opening sentences long into the night with a near manic intensity, desperate to avoid the nightmare scenario of an early blemish, which surely would tarnish my work in the eyes of my moderators.

When I finally received my marked copy three months and several dozen parties later, those opening pages did, thankfully, turn out to be blemish free.  It’s far less difficult to focus on something if you find it interesting and Dylan is, and will remain above all else, a figure of intrigue.  

In 1959 he was a young, scrawny, and unknown Jew from an obsolete mining town in Minnesota.  By 1963 he was the darling of the American Civil Rights Movement, playing two songs at the March for Jobs and Freedom on Washington, the day of Martin Luther King Junior’s legendary “I Have a Dream” oration. By 1966 he was undisputedly one of the hippest human beings on earth, gallivanting around London, New York and San Francisco with the likes of John Lennon and Allen Ginsberg, singing his special brand of jaunty, cryptic and beatnik-inspired pop. Then, in 1969, when an entire generation gathered at Woodstock in what was the climax of the 1960’s countercultural revolution, he was nowhere to be found, tucked away in Nashville, with his wife that not even his closest of friends knew about.  

Even today, many of his songs remain pertinent to contemporary culture, roughly thirty of which could be called ‘classic’ – that is, imbedded into the collective consciousness of the general public. He remains not only an American, but an international cultural icon. His ‘fame’ is made all the more astonishing by the fact that he is a singer, who had (and has) absolutely no singing voice whatsoever – which only amplifies the significance of what he was saying, regardless of how he was saying it. His death, which is now surely not far away, will only cement his position as one of the most influential people in the 20th century.

These  images of Dylan, set against the poem Suicide in the Trenches by famous World War One poet Sigfried Sasoon, begin to convey the dramatic shift that occurred in Dylan’s life (more specifically, changes in his worldview) in that scarcely believable period of creative intensity in the 1960s. Enjoy.    


I knew a simple soldier boy


Who grinned at life with empty joy,


Slept soundly through the lonesome dark,


And whistled early with the lark. 






In winter trenches, cowed and glum,


With mice and lice and lack of rum,


He put a bullet through his brain.


No one spoke of him again.






You smug-faced crowds with kindling eye


Who cheer as soldier lads march by,


Go home and pray you'll never know


The hell where youth and laughter go. 



Suicide in the Trenches by Siegfried Sassoon (1886 - 1967)












Saturday, October 1, 2011

HAJET Central Welcome Party at Lake Shikotsuko, Hokkaido, August 21, 2011.

Sup. This is a party review I wrote for the "Polestar", the monthly magazine for HAJET members. The 'official' version only had two pictures though, so I thought I'd put it up here. It's not as laden with obscure vernacular, in jokes, and random tangential outbursts as a usual post, and it's written in third person also. But it did allow me to indulge in some mild HAJET propaganda. Thanks to Andy Suvoltos (the dude who wins the stocking battle) for taking photos when everyone else was too crunk to do it! Not that he wasn't crunk. Anyway, enjoy:

During the July 2011 Tokyo orientation, keynote speaker Stephen Woerner spoke about the “stage one euphoria” that new JET programme participants experience in their first few months in Japan. After this, Woerner asserted that “stage two culture shock” sets in as fresh faced participants become aware of the cultural differences ‒ rather than similarities ‒ present in their new living and working environment. Indeed, euphoric karaoke driven nights out in Tokyo and all you can eat (and drink) affairs in Sapporo are undeniably awesome experiences, especially if you’ve only been in Japan for a few weeks. The HAJET Central Welcome Party at the sublime Lake Shikotsu however, promised to be a different affair. One that would begin to acclimatise JET’s to Hokkaido, providing the information, friendships and networks that would be necessary to navigate the year ahead. Most significantly, for the inevitable onset of the Hokkaido winter, the ultimate “stage two” experience.

Essentially, the party can broken down into two segments. The first being an abundance of lakeside revelry and cheer on Saturday night. The second being a brutal Sunday morning downpour that soaked the tents, sleeping-bags and socks of many a hung-over camper. As a general rule however, most participants left Lake Shikotsu with the view that being placed in Hokkaido ‒ and the subsequent isolation from the rest of Japan ‒ will be an overwhelmingly positive opportunity. One that offers a wealth of people to meet, events to attend and activities to partake in, as long as you’re willing to travel the distance to get to the necessary location.
The ever enthusiastic Kyle Joregnson’s initiative of “Lakeside Olympics” provided an official start to the evening frivolities. Whilst his proposal was initially met with a wall of slightly tipsy apathy, his prevailing enthusiasm ensured that there were four teams ready for action when he opened the first bag of marshmallows for a game of “Chubby Bunny”, and hilarity ensued. To the delight of onlookers, participants had to shove as many marshmallows in their mouth as they could, whilst saying “Chubby Bunny”.
Round two was a slightly more civilised affair as contestants battled it out in a bubble blowing contest in front of a swarm of jeering assistant language teachers.
The third round was unambiguously vicious as Kyle whipped out a tarpaulin for sock wrestling. All four contestants had to dislodge the socks from their opponents using any means necessary, which was made more interesting as one of the participants was a Judo master.
The final round was again brutal, as contestants attempted to rip stockings off each other’s heads without using their hands.

By the time the sun had set several helpful members of the HAJET Council had barbequed yakotori and vegetables for the team, unanimously popular Prefectural Advisor John Shigeo McNie had made a fashionably late entrance and some outrageous bids had flown in for the HAJET bake-auction.
The camp manager was forced to politely nudge the increasingly merry revellers down to a more isolated part of the lakefront, and it was here that party attendees got stuck into the serious matter of drunkenly stumbling around the lakefront in the dark, making those introductions and conversations that just couldn’t be made in the sober light of day.
By the time the early hours of the morning came around several sizable beer-wands had been formed by the more passionate attendees, and liquor was being passed around freely.
Several revellers took to the lake for more whisky chugging and a verse or two of patriotic Canadian / American / British / New Zealand / Australian drinking-song. Most swimmers returned to the shore only to remember that that their one and only towel in Japan was situated in their apartment three hours drive away, and so promptly stumbled to bed. It was roughly around this point in the evening that the rather unfortunate event of someone being pushed into the lake with an I-phone in their pocket occurred, perhaps the only significant blight on an otherwise merry evening.
The rain on Sunday morning was so utterly ruthless that many a hung-over and soaked camper had packed and bailed to the camp shelter by 8am. The rain, which quickly turned small puddles into medium sized ponds, made for an atrocious companion to the hangover that was being collectively experienced by the campers. Again, HAJET members (you know who you are) proved invaluable as they cleaned up lakeside rubbish, tents and shepherded the slightly deranged campers of to the necessary public transportation outlets to get them back in time for Monday morning team-teaching. 

Many thanks must go out to all the HAJET members involved in organising such a sweet and easy-going event. With the friendships and networks forged, new ALT’s now have the tools to successfully navigate the year ahead and avoid the “stage two disillusionment” which was mentioned in the Tokyo orientation. We can only hope for more of the same in the coming weeks!





Chur, 


Tim.